Like a modern-day "Where's Waldo?"

PUT YOUR AUTHENTICITY ON DISPLAY TO HUNT FOR “THE KRAKEN LOGO” LURKING IN EVERY DESIGN

Unisex button shirt - Satire: Dude, Red Flags! Pattern

$48.00

🚩 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝗴𝘀! 🚩

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🚩 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝗴𝘀! 🚩—Especially When They're Waving Like Crazy! Wearing this print serves as the ideal reminder for oneself and can assist friends in avoiding further mistakes!

The Real Booty: our Kraken logo is hidden (and not-so-hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester

• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)

• Breathable and moisture-wicking material

• Regular fit

• UPF50+ protection

• Blank product components sourced from China

Size guide

	CHEST (inches)	WAIST (inches)	HIPS (inches)
2XS	34 ⅝	28 ¼	35 ⅜
XS	36 ¼	29 ⅞	37.0
S	37 ¾	31 ½	38 ⅝
M	39 ⅜	33 ⅛	40 ¼
L	42 ½	36 ¼	43 ¼
XL	45 ¾	39 ⅜	46 ½
2XL	48 ¾	42 ½	49 ⅝
3XL	52.0	45 ¾	52 ¾
4XL	55 ⅛	48 ¾	55 ⅞
5XL	58 ¼	52.0	59 ⅛
6XL	61 ⅜	55 ⅛	62 ¼

	CHEST (cm)	WAIST (cm)	HIPS (cm)
2XS	87.9	71.9	90
XS	92	76	94
S	96	80	98
M	100	84	102.1
L	108	92	110
XL	116	100	118.1
2XL	124	108	126
3XL	132	116	134.1
4XL	140	124	142
5XL	148	132	150.1
6XL	156	140	158