Unisex Hoodie - Scientology: Fake Space Navy - Freewinds

Satirical Scientology: A collection showcasing the absurdity of the "Church" of Scientology—designed to encourage contacting your local representatives to ask, "Why does a human-trafficking cult have tax-exempt status?"

The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!

• 100% cotton face

• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

• Front pouch pocket

• Self-fabric patch on the back

• Matching flat drawstrings

• 3-panel hood

• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

• Traceability:

- Weaving—Pakistan

- Dyeing—Pakistan

- Manufacturing—Pakistan

• Contains 0% recycled polyester

• Contains 0% dangerous substances

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