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Unisex Hoodie - Bandages For Emotional Wounds - Head In The Clouds Hypnotic

$48.00
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🎨 🌟 BRUSHSTROKES OF RESILIENCE 🧑‍🎨😍
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Unisex Hoodie - Bandages For Emotional Wounds - Head In The Clouds Hypnotic
Product Details

Raw, honest, and imperfect brushstrokes of resilience come together in healing from trauma artwork. Curate your own exhibit of vulnerability as a gift of empathy for those you love on home decor, apparel, wall art, and more! Healing from trauma artwork inspired by prose—emotions dancing on canvas—meant to spark thought and sting the heart.


Explore the entire collection of inspirative pennings: therealbooty.com/poetry


The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates Beware!


• 100% cotton face

• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

• Front pouch pocket

• Self-fabric patch on the back

• Matching flat drawstrings

• 3-panel hood

• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Size guide

CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3

SHIPPING

 

At Kraken Studios, we are all about 'ye saving the booty'! With global distribution centers, we offer a localized shipping rate no matter where you are in the Galaxy of Humanity!

Think of shipping like this: a print hits your nostalgic-funny bone—a must-have for yourself and a perfect gift for the entire family. But with you living your best life in London, one sibling (who rubs it in) residing in Hawaii, and the squirrely cousin (who left Scientology) yet still chooses to live in Florida, we offer a localized shipping rate based on the recipient(s). 

 

Note: Date(s) of delivery are dependant upon the purchased items; the shipping location(s)—and the carrier of shipment.  

RETURNS


Kraken Studios: The Real Booty reserves the right to refuse returns at its sole discretion. We do not refund orders for buyer's remorse. Any misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For contact information, please refer to the printed materials included with your shipment. Should any packages find themselves lost in transit, please refer to your purchase confirmation for direct outreach resources—all claims must be submitted no later than 30 days after the estimated delivery if items are not received.

If the provided address (or recipient's address) is considered insufficient by the courier, the shipment will be returned to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs once we have confirmed an updated address with you (if applicable). If undeliverable shipments returned to our facility go unclaimed after 30 days, you agree that any returned orders due to the wrong shipping address or failure to claim the shipment will not be available for reshipping and will be donated to charity at your expense (without us issuing a refund).

 

This Policy shall be governed and interpreted in accordance with the English language of any translations made for any purpose whatsoever; rooted in the United States of America regulations, regardless of customer(s) or recipient location(s).

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