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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS!

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POP CULTURE BROUGHT TO LIFE!

Fun, Funky & Fantastical Designs—As Original As You Are!

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Aprons, Blanket Throws, Gaming Mouse Pads, Gift Wrap, Mugs & Tumblers, Notebooks, Phone Cases, Stickers, Walll Art, And More!


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Framed Wall Art - The Mind: Oz On Earth
Framed Wall Art - The Mind: Oz On Earth
🌟 🧠 COME WITH AN OPEN MIND & THE REST WILL FOLLOW! 💖 ✨
$38.00
Tumbler - Scientology: Needs To Pay Taxes
Tumbler - Scientology: Needs To Pay Taxes
SCIENTOLOGY IS NOT A CHURCH!
$30.00
Tough Case for iPhone® - Scientology: Needs To Pay Taxes
Tough Case for iPhone® - Scientology: Needs To Pay Taxes
SCIENTOLOGY: WHERE TAX EXEMPT STATUS NEEDS REMOVED!
$22.00
Gaming mouse pad - Scientology - Fake Space Navy
Gaming mouse pad - Scientology - Fake Space Navy
SCIENTOLOGY: WHERE TAX EXEMPT STATUS NEEDS REMOVED!
$18.00
Gaming mouse pad - Batman - Darth Vader
Gaming mouse pad - Batman - Darth Vader
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
$18.00
Gaming mouse pad - Emotions On Ployester - The Mind: Oz On Earth
Gaming mouse pad - Emotions On Ployester - The Mind: Oz On Earth
COME WITH AN OPEN MIND & THE REST WILL FOLLOW!
$18.00
Gaming mouse pad - Dachshund Retro Pop Art
Gaming mouse pad - Dachshund Retro Pop Art
DACHSHUNDS: THE PERFECTLY ENGINEERED DOG!
$18.00
Gaming mouse pad - Candy Is Dandy
Gaming mouse pad - Candy Is Dandy
CANDY IS DANDY BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER!
$18.00
Gaming mouse pad - Travel Trauma - Outatime
Gaming mouse pad - Travel Trauma - Outatime
ROADS? WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED ROADS!
$18.00
Throw Blanket - Yellow Spider
Throw Blanket - Yellow Spider
ARACHNOPHOBIA IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
$60.00
Throw Blanket - Santa Fe
Throw Blanket - Santa Fe
ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!
$60.00
Throw Blanket - Mother Spider
Throw Blanket - Mother Spider
NOT SO ITSY NOT SO BITSY!
$60.00
Throw Blanket - Midnight
Throw Blanket - Midnight
ART DOES NOT APOLOGIZE!
$60.00
Throw Blanket - Lost In Space
Throw Blanket - Lost In Space
DON'T RUN! WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS!
$60.00
Throw Blanket - Heel Yourself
Throw Blanket - Heel Yourself
KEEP YOUR HEAD, HEELS, AND STANDARDS HIGH!
$60.00
Throw Blanket - Red Eyes
Throw Blanket - Red Eyes
THEY'RE WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE!
$60.00
Throw Blanket - Creepy Judgements
Throw Blanket - Creepy Judgements
EIGHT LEGS, TWO FANGS AND AN ATTITUDE!
$60.00
Wine tumbler - Santa Fe
Wine tumbler - Santa Fe
I WORK UNTIL BEER O’CLOCK!
$28.00
Wine tumbler - Red Eyes
Wine tumbler - Red Eyes
SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED!
$28.00
Gaming mouse pad - Dachshund Licks & Kisses
Gaming mouse pad - Dachshund Licks & Kisses
THE DACHSHUND IS A PERFECTLY ENGINEERED DOG!
$18.00
🎨 EXHIBIT 🖌️
Wine tumbler - Bandages For Emotional Wounds - Generational
Wine tumbler - Bandages For Emotional Wounds - Generational
🎨 🌟 BRUSHSTROKES OF RESILIENCE 🧑‍🎨😍
$28.00
Mug - Creepy Judgemental
Mug - Creepy Judgemental
EIGHT LEGS, TWO FANGS AND AN ATTITUDE!
$16.00
Holographic stickers - Creepy Judgemental
Holographic stickers - Creepy Judgemental
EIGHT LEGS, TWO FANGS AND AN ATTITUDE!
$8.00
Tumbler - Creepy Judgemental
Tumbler - Creepy Judgemental
EIGHT LEGS, TWO FANGS AND AN ATTITUDE!
$30.00
Sticker sheet - Lost In Space
Sticker sheet - Lost In Space
YOURS NOT TO QUESTION WHY; YOURS TO DO AS I SAY OR DIE!
$10.00
Holographic stickers - Lost In Space
Holographic stickers - Lost In Space
YOURS NOT TO QUESTION WHY; YOURS TO DO AS I SAY OR DIE!
$8.00
Wine tumbler - Gremlins: Agent Of Chaos
Wine tumbler - Gremlins: Agent Of Chaos
DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!
$28.00
Sticker sheet - Creepy Judgemental
Sticker sheet - Creepy Judgemental
EIGHT LEGS, TWO FANGS AND AN ATTITUDE!
$10.00
🎨 EXHIBIT 🖌️
Throw Blanket - Bandages For Emotional Wounds - Words Hurt
Throw Blanket - Bandages For Emotional Wounds - Words Hurt
🎨 🌟 BRUSHSTROKES OF RESILIENCE 🧑‍🎨😍
$60.00
Spiral notebook - Unfinished Songs
Spiral notebook - Unfinished Songs
NEVER LET THERE BE UNFINISHED SONGS!
$18.00
Tumbler - Batman - Darth Vader
Tumbler - Batman - Darth Vader
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
$30.00
Wine tumbler - Batman - Darth Vader
Wine tumbler - Batman - Darth Vader
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!
$28.00
Wine tumbler - Shark Love Bites
Wine tumbler - Shark Love Bites
I WORK UNTIL BEER O’CLOCK!
$28.00
Wine tumbler - David Bowie Tribute - Ziggy Stardust
Wine tumbler - David Bowie Tribute - Ziggy Stardust
I'M AN INSTANT STAR. JUST ADD WATER AND STIR!
$28.00
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SHIPPING

 

At Kraken Studios, we are all about 'saving 'ye the booty'! With global distribution centers, we offer a localized shipping rate no matter where you are in the Galaxy of Humanity!

 

Think of shipping like this: a print hits your nostalgic-funny bone—a must-have for yourself and a perfect gift for the entire family. But with you living your best life in London, one sibling (who rubs it in) residing in Hawaii, and the squirrely cousin (who left Scientology) yet still chooses to live in Florida, we offer a localized shipping rate based on the recipient(s). 

 

Note: Date(s) of delivery are dependant upon the purchased items; the shipping location(s)—and the carrier of shipment.  

RETURNS

Kraken Studios: The Real Booty reserves the right to refuse returns at its sole discretion. We do not refund orders for buyer's remorse. Any misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For contact information, please refer to the printed materials included with your shipment. Should any packages find themselves lost in transit, please refer to your purchase confirmation for direct outreach resources—all claims must be submitted no later than 30 days after the estimated delivery if items are not received.

If the provided address (or recipient's address) is considered insufficient by the courier, the shipment will be returned to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs once we have confirmed an updated address with you (if applicable). If undeliverable shipments returned to our facility go unclaimed after 30 days, you agree that any returned orders due to the wrong shipping address or failure to claim the shipment will not be available for reshipping and will be donated to charity at your expense (without us issuing a refund).

 

This Policy shall be governed and interpreted in accordance with the English language of any translations made for any purpose whatsoever; rooted in the United States of America regulations, regardless of customer(s) or recipient location(s).

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