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ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS!

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POP CULTURE BROUGHT TO LIFE!

Fun, Funky & Fantastical Designs—As Original As You Are!

🎊 Holidays & Celebrations!

If you’re lucky, I’ll grace you with my presents.

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Tumbler - Candy Is Dandy
Tumbler - Candy Is Dandy
CANDY IS DANDY BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER!
$30.00
Unisex classic tee - Candy Is Dandy
Unisex classic tee - Candy Is Dandy
CANDY IS DANDY BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER!
$18.00
Wine tumbler - Candy Is Dandy
Wine tumbler - Candy Is Dandy
CANDY IS DANDY BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER!
$28.00
Mug - Candy Is Dandy
Mug - Candy Is Dandy
CANDY IS DANDY BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER!
$16.00
Unisex shirt - Candy Is Dandy
Unisex shirt - Candy Is Dandy
CANDY IS DANDY BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER!
$28.00
Gaming mouse pad - Candy Is Dandy
Gaming mouse pad - Candy Is Dandy
CANDY IS DANDY BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER!
$18.00
Apron - Candy Is Dandy
Apron - Candy Is Dandy
CANDY IS DANDY BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER!
$32.00
Unisex Hoodie - Candy Is Dandy
Unisex Hoodie - Candy Is Dandy
CANDY IS DANDY BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER!
$48.00
Unisex classic tee - Halloween In My Soul
Unisex classic tee - Halloween In My Soul
RBF? NO!--THIS IS FU*K-AROUND-AND-FIND-OUT FACE!
$18.00
Unisex Hoodie - Halloween In My Soul
Unisex Hoodie - Halloween In My Soul
RBF? NO!--THIS IS FU*K-AROUND-AND-FIND-OUT FACE!
$48.00
Tumbler - Halloween In My Soul
Tumbler - Halloween In My Soul
RBF? NO!--THIS IS FU*K-AROUND-AND-FIND-OUT FACE!
$30.00
Gift wrapping paper sheets - Scientology - Fake Space Navy
Gift wrapping paper sheets - Scientology - Fake Space Navy
SCIENTOLOGY: WHERE TAX EXEMPT STATUS NEEDS REMOVED!
$16.00
Gift card - They're Grreat!!
Gift card - They're Grreat!!
GIFT CARDS ARE MORE THAN GOOD. . .THEY'RE GRRREAT!!
$25.00
Unisex classic tee - Halloweenie Witchy-Dachshund
Unisex classic tee - Halloweenie Witchy-Dachshund
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$18.00
Throw Blanket - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Pumpkin Spice
Throw Blanket - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Pumpkin Spice
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$60.00
Scarf | Bandana - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Pumpkin Spice
Scarf | Bandana - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Pumpkin Spice
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$16.00
Tumbler - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Pumpkin Spice
Tumbler - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Pumpkin Spice
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$30.00
Wine tumbler - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Pumpkin Spice
Wine tumbler - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Pumpkin Spice
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$28.00
Spiral notebook - Dachshund Halloween: a Halloweenie!
Spiral notebook - Dachshund Halloween: a Halloweenie!
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$18.00
Unisex Hoodie - Dachshund Halloween: a Halloweenie!
Unisex Hoodie - Dachshund Halloween: a Halloweenie!
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$48.00
Cork-back coaster - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Pumpkin Spice
Cork-back coaster - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Pumpkin Spice
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$10.00
Unisex wide-leg pants - Halloweenie Witchy-Dachshund
Unisex wide-leg pants - Halloweenie Witchy-Dachshund
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$42.00
Cork-back coaster - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Midnight
Cork-back coaster - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Midnight
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$10.00
Unisex classic tee - Dachshund Halloween: a Halloweenie!
Unisex classic tee - Dachshund Halloween: a Halloweenie!
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$18.00
Throw Pillow (case only) - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Midnight
Throw Pillow (case only) - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Midnight
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$22.00
Throw Blanket - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Midnight
Throw Blanket - Dachshund Halloweenie Icon - Midnight
CANDY IS DANDY BUT DACHSHUNDS ARE LICKERS!
$60.00
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SHIPPING

 

At Kraken Studios, we are all about 'saving 'ye the booty'! With global distribution centers, we offer a localized shipping rate no matter where you are in the Galaxy of Humanity!

 

Think of shipping like this: a print hits your nostalgic-funny bone—a must-have for yourself and a perfect gift for the entire family. But with you living your best life in London, one sibling (who rubs it in) residing in Hawaii, and the squirrely cousin (who left Scientology) yet still chooses to live in Florida, we offer a localized shipping rate based on the recipient(s). 

 

Note: Date(s) of delivery are dependant upon the purchased items; the shipping location(s)—and the carrier of shipment.  

RETURNS

Kraken Studios: The Real Booty reserves the right to refuse returns at its sole discretion. We do not refund orders for buyer's remorse. Any misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For contact information, please refer to the printed materials included with your shipment. Should any packages find themselves lost in transit, please refer to your purchase confirmation for direct outreach resources—all claims must be submitted no later than 30 days after the estimated delivery if items are not received.

If the provided address (or recipient's address) is considered insufficient by the courier, the shipment will be returned to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs once we have confirmed an updated address with you (if applicable). If undeliverable shipments returned to our facility go unclaimed after 30 days, you agree that any returned orders due to the wrong shipping address or failure to claim the shipment will not be available for reshipping and will be donated to charity at your expense (without us issuing a refund).

 

This Policy shall be governed and interpreted in accordance with the English language of any translations made for any purpose whatsoever; rooted in the United States of America regulations, regardless of customer(s) or recipient location(s).

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