ARTISTIC TREASURES FOR AUTHENTIC AF FOLKS!
POP CULTURE BROUGHT TO LIFE!
Fun, Funky & Fantastical Designs—As Original As You Are!
You Are Dynamic, But Don't Read Dianetics!—But You Should Join The Intergalactic Revolution With Our Graphic Parody Of The Church Of Scientology's Fake Space Navy—Don't Join The Cult!
The Real Booty: Our Kraken logo is hidden (and not so hidden) in every design: like Where's Waldo for the modern age—Pirates beware!
• 100% polyester
• Rubber non-slip base
• Sizes: 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm), 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm)
• Vibrant prints, long lasting
• High-quality edge stitching that doesn’t peel
• Non-slip surface
• Rounded edges
• Blank product sourced from Taiwan
Important: This product is not shipped to these countries: Albania, French Polynesia, Republic of Kosovo, Myanmar, New Caledonia, Réunion, Russia, South Africa, Ukraine.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | HEIGHT (inches) | THICKNESS (inches) | |
| 18″×16″ | 16 | 18 | ⅛ |
| 36″×18″ | 18 | 36 | ⅛ |
| WIDTH (cm) | HEIGHT (cm) | THICKNESS (cm) | |
| 18″×16″ | 40.6 | 45.7 | 0.4 |
| 36″×18″ | 45.7 | 91.4 | 0.4 |
SHIPPING
At Kraken Studios, we are all about 'saving 'ye the booty'! With global distribution centers, we offer a localized shipping rate no matter where you are in the Galaxy of Humanity!
Think of shipping like this: a print hits your nostalgic-funny bone—a must-have for yourself and a perfect gift for the entire family. But with you living your best life in London, one sibling (who rubs it in) residing in Hawaii, and the squirrely cousin (who left Scientology) yet still chooses to live in Florida, we offer a localized shipping rate based on the recipient(s).
Note: Date(s) of delivery are dependant upon the purchased items; the shipping location(s)—and the carrier of shipment.
RETURNS
Kraken Studios: The Real Booty reserves the right to refuse returns at its sole discretion. We do not refund orders for buyer's remorse. Any misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 30 days after the product has been received. For contact information, please refer to the printed materials included with your shipment. Should any packages find themselves lost in transit, please refer to your purchase confirmation for direct outreach resources—all claims must be submitted no later than 30 days after the estimated delivery if items are not received.
If the provided address (or recipient's address) is considered insufficient by the courier, the shipment will be returned to our facility. You will be responsible for reshipment costs once we have confirmed an updated address with you (if applicable). If undeliverable shipments returned to our facility go unclaimed after 30 days, you agree that any returned orders due to the wrong shipping address or failure to claim the shipment will not be available for reshipping and will be donated to charity at your expense (without us issuing a refund).
This Policy shall be governed and interpreted in accordance with the English language of any translations made for any purpose whatsoever; rooted in the United States of America regulations, regardless of customer(s) or recipient location(s).