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My Journey to Becoming an Artist

 

Early Creative Aspirations

The earliest memory of creative aspirations was in second grade (age 7), when a piece of artwork was selected to represent a month in the school's annual printed calendar—ultimately chosen to be the cover art. However, it wasn't until a creative writing class in college, where I was recognized for exemplary work with a piece titled "The Value Of A Dollar In The Strip Club," that I discovered words are more than just letters strung together.



Adulthood: Now what?!

Breaking into adulthood like a bat out of hell, oblivious to any forthcoming trials and tribulations waiting in the lurch—finding myself in the undertow of several trauma-tsunamis and their triggering of debilitating mental and physical illnesses while in the throes of raising special needs kids. Like the sands through the hourglass, so are the days of my really messed up life—the universe, with its infinite possibilities, seemingly having shits & giggles with my soul, delivering a creative awakening coincided with my husband's terminal diagnosis of COVID-induced pulmonary fibrosis.



The Founding of Kraken Studios


Aiming to let others know that they are not alone, turning adversity into opportunity, I founded Kraken Studios in June 2020. My artistry surpasses uniqueness and is not even categorized as avant-garde—it is an experience: where imagination meets innovation—to strengthen human connections!


I've been told, "you take a lot of poetic license, even with the simplest text message—think about creating a dictionary for the rest of us!" And as I should have come with a warning label, my facial

expressions replied, "read between the lines".



But what about "The Real Booty"?


Branding, baby—branding! Storytelling Arrrrrrrrr-tistry: Pirates Beware! Kraken Studios is the treasure—The Real Booty!—From the literal logo in duality: a blend of profound symbolism and popular culture—and if you live in the pineapple under the sea, but you are making waves in the metaverse, you go tentacles-deep into everything! Plus, there is a fun anecdote of the word “Kraken” itself—the mystery will remain until it is revealed.


 

My first art exhibit
"Generational" depicts the repeated cycles of lineage represented by three female profiles, their faces partially obscured by a vibrant, swirling galaxy of purples, blues, and pinks. The galaxy, symbolic of shared history, experiences, and wisdom, unites them across time, even when toxic. The cracked texture overlaying hints at the challenges and complexities faced—the darkness in repeated cycles of abuse—evokes a sense of resilience and strength; emotional wounds by the use of color and texture draw attention to the enduring spirit and shared legacy passed down through generations of women.

🎨 Poetic Imagery: Emotions On Canvas Inspired By The Human Condition.



Pillage the treasure chest while curating your own exhibit of vulnerability—and give gifts of empathy to those you love—prints available on apparel, home & living decor, wall art, and more—priced between $8.00 and $98.00 (USD) at therealbooty.com/shop


 

Embrace authenticity

Through all the challenges and hardships, I've found solace and purpose in my multi-media artistry. Each production and collection, is a testament to my resilience, my passion, and my unwavering belief in the power of creativity to heal and connect us.


In the darkest of times, art has been my beacon of light, guiding me through life's bumpy ride. It has allowed me to express emotions, to communicate with others on a deeper level, and to find beauty in even the most seemingly mundane aspects of existence.


These creative endeavors are not just a hobby or a career—it is MY PURPOSE; a way of seeing and experiencing the world that is uniquely mine. And through my artistry I hope to inspire others to embrace their own authenticity and release it onto the world.



 


Experience the Future of Media

The future of media has arrived, and it is fueled by bacon and coffee!


We are 'Krakenizing' the metaverse to strengthen human connections by harnessing technologies to build communities.


Come escape the daily grind, hustle, and bullship!—where healing, growth, and social change become like an expansion pack for existence to reimagine reality.



STUDIO PRODUCTIONS TO DATE

🐲 Dragon Slayer: Join The Thunder | Where Being Heard Is Felt! | therealbooty.com/dragon


🤬 Crude Ella Devil: Queen Of Chaos | Where “That’s What She Said” Is Literal! | therealbooty.com/crude


🚫 NO Bullship: Thar She Blows | Where Snarky Jingles Ring! | therealbooty.com/nobs


🦈 Snark Bait - Blog | Where NSFW Oddities Go “WTF?!” | therealbooty.com/snark





 


a graphic print wonderland

Artistic Treasures For Authentic AF Folks—Pop culture brought to life on apparel, home & living decor, wall prints, and more!


Our nostalgia-inspired, bawdy-humored, satirical-focused, cause-driven, and poetic imagery-inspired designs each notably feature our Kraken logolike Where's Waldo for the modern age.


🚘 Travel Trauma: The Bawdy Mishaps Of Iconic Gen-X Movies!


🎵 Original Boomer: Musicians Who Put The Word Boom In Boombox!


🇧🇭 Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Red Flags—And They're Waving Like Crazy!


😆 Satirical Scientology: Why Does A Human-Trafficking Cult Have Tax Exemption Status?


🐾 Dachshunds: The Perfectly Engineered Dog!


🎉 In a "bippity-boppity-boo"seasonal, holiday, special moments, iconic events and limited edition designs in rotation.


Grab something for yourself and grab gifts for everyone else: therealbooty.com/shop








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